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Monday, October 27, 2008

Financial meltdown - or is it? Who benefits from the panic?

When I was a teenager I remember seeing these guys wandering around Manchester city center with sandwich boards on their backs that said, "The end of the world is nigh!"

I was a little puzzled about this kind of behavior but wrote it off quickly in the way teenagers do when something more interesting comes along.

These soothsayers of doom must be dancing the proverbial jig (no easy feat in those sandwich boards) at the current economic crisis that has landed on all of our doorsteps.

However, I am beginning to get a little narked at the whole thing. For the past few years here in Israel we have seen runaway property values, overpriced rent, politicians caught in sleazy money scams and then we read that part of the money crisis world-wide  or at least in the US was due to fiscal malfeasance beyond the banks simply lending way more money than is believable. In a nutshell runaway, rampant greed.

The real question though is never how did we get here (looking back is often akin to looking down from a really high place) but when you hear all these doom-smiths, nay-sayers and purveyors of the worst case scenario; what do they want?

Some of these folks genuinely believe that this is where we are and it is only going to get worse. These good people are trying to caution us to tighten our belts, make sure we don't over extend and batten down the hatches. However, some of these people stand to make a huge killing from this panic.

In a climate of uncertainty when people are ridding themselves of stock as it plummets others are snapping that stock up gambling that as bad as it is in the short term it will get better when they and others like them calm things down. Or simply rubbing their hands gleefully and waiting to snap up all the foreclosed properties they expect to see out there.

Maybe this is incredibly cynical to view the world this way. Maybe the world has reached a point where history does not have a precedent for us to look at and say, "oh yes, this is just like in the year xyz .. so we should do this". Maybe the economists have no prior models to explain what is going on now.

Perhaps too many butterflies flew into too many weather systems over the past few years and Chaos Theory is in full effect.

However in all this where are the financial giants of the world trying to calm things and restore some semblance of confidence? To date I have only heard of Lev Leviev in Israel making this effort.

If and when this crisis reaches our shores will it be inevitable or the self fulfilling prophesy of all the interminable pessimists who so undermined market confidence with their prophesies of doom that the avoidable happened anyway.

If this was a Bond movie then lurking in the background would be a Nehru suited, bald uber-villain with henchmen and a hidden base; secretly manipulating world markets to make his billions and Bond would in his inimitable fashion, with panache and style save us all.

Perhaps, what we need to do though to save ourselves is not submit to the rampant greed that caused all this.

My latest MacGyver moment or "Ooof how do I open that?"

Today I popped down with my wife to our parking space just to check the water and oil on her car.

I had borrowed the aging Renault Megane  several days ago and for some reason suspected the radiator was a little low.

One popped bonnet/ hood later lo and behold the water level was showing a dire need for refill.

The Megane has a nice little plastic reservoir that feeds into the radiator but the cap would not open. I looked at it, the cap was plastic with six large teeth, if I tried to use a wrench it would probably snap off or at least get damaged .. what to do?

Inspiration struck and I whipped off my leather belt, looped it over the cap so that the steel belt buckle locked over one of the teeth and the leather loop provided a nice contra and with very little effort I was able to open the cap and have my wife on her way; all the while whistling the tune to MacGyver.

Feeling suitably pleased with myself I went back upstairs to finish my coffee and start the day.

A philosophical look at tools

If you haven't guessed it I'm a tools guy. Not gadgets but tools. Like the blog name says, it needs to be practical.

I've written in the past about folding tools like Leatherman, SOG et al and different tools for the PC but I was at the tool store, Home Depot the other day to pick up a few things with my wife and I took my nearly 3 year old son for a trawl around the tools section.

It's never too soon to explain to the little guy what each tool does; when I was just a little older than him I started running around the house trying to take everything apart to see how it worked. This was probably the starting point for my career in QA.

As we looked at Drills, Hammers, Screwdrivers, Spanners etc and I tried to teach him how to say each thing I was struck by a memory from childhood; my late grandfather was a very hands-on guy, he built his own house, had a factory and in his split level garage had a large workshop in the lower level.

As a kid this place was the magic kingdom to me; work benches, real cast iron clamps and an assortment of tools and projects he was always working on. One tool stuck in my memory, he had this beautiful, yes beautiful ratchet screwdriver about 60 cm long with a red varnished wood handle and chromed steel parts. I was forever hunting loose screws everywhere just so I could borrow the ratchet screwdriver and pump away at the handle and watch mechanism turn and rotate the screw back into its hole.

A couple of years ago I was on Route 17 in New Jersey near Paramus and I saw an old style tool store, after horse trading with my wife that I would gladly go round Nordstrom with her she agreed to stop, no doubt fearing that I was going to either start drooling over every tool in the shop or want to buy stuff that I would have to schlep back home to Israel.

We walked in and I roamed the aisles taking in everything and I went to chat to the ubiquitous old guy behind the counter. Remembering my grandfather's ratchet screwdriver I asked him if they had such a thing in stock to which he replied just a little sadly that no-one makes tools like that anymore and if they do then the are made with plastic not wood. If they did make tools like that they would simply cost too much for him to hold in stock and frankly these days everyone uses a Cordless Drill/ Screwdriver.

He was kind of surprised that a guy my age would prefer mechanical over electric and we got to talking about the underlying philosophy of the sheer pleasure of using a tool like that even when an easier option might be available.

Empty-handed but cheered up from the conversation we drove on to Nordstrom where thankfully at least the coffee was superb (frankly they have some of the best Espresso ever); and yes I had a good time shopping with the Missus.

Succot and the satisfaction of a job well-done

For those of you who don't know, I am a hands on sort of guy. I like to get my hands dirty whether it be replacing parts inside my PC (when needed), under the hood of the car, those really cool IKEA sets (it's like Lego for grown-ups only more fun) or anything else that needs me to use my tools.

Two years ago I decided along with my wife to simplify Succot. Instead of building my own wood-frame Succah I went out and bought a Succat Nechalim made from an aluminized frame.

This takes me no time at all to build but somehow leaves me feeling just a little cheated. The only tool I needed was my Leatherman to cut the rope that ties the drop-cloth wall on.

While I was doing this a guy in the next building was sawing, hammering and screwing together a beautiful wood Pergola and I envied him the task and pleasure of a job well done.

The sheer joy of planning and implementing a task like this .. it brings a smile to my face just thinking about it. Obviously, jobs like this make the pleasure of sitting, sipping a cold beer afterwards even better.

Perhaps my wife will think of something around the house for me to do like this before I find a new job.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Refining and redefining ...

Several weeks ago the company I was working at suffered a series of cutbacks. The first of us to lose our jobs were the outsourced personnel or consultants (it just sounds a little more dignified doesn't it?)

My outsource parent company was left to see if they can relocate me and several others whilst we engage in some hasty thumb-twiddling and navel contemplation.

Actually though this month is somewhat of a none entity as the Jewish holidays land squarely mid week. My son is ecstatic to be home with Mum and Dad so much, however the lack of routine does seem to be wreaking havoc with his nearly three year old moods.

Regardless of this and the fact that most headhunters and Start Ups seem to stop recruiting for August (Summer holiday) through the Jewish holidays I am reasonably happy and optimistic. Will I have to compromise on my requirements for a job, possibly given the state of the economy and yet today the headhunters seem to have risen from their hibernation and discovered my resume amongst the huge pile that accumulated in their Inboxes since the Summer holidays began.

All this leaves me with time. Time to do all those jobs my wife would love me to deal with at home like clean out the shed (arghh); time to refine my resume and time to redefine or hone what I want to write about, here in my blog and that unfinished novel I occasionally mention.

The first step to personal growth actually occurred due to having my job cut: I decided to provide the company with an in-depth report analysing prospective improvements to productivity within the scope of my experience there. 18 pages later and on my last day I was making a presentation of my findings to the CEO of the company.

He didn't agree with everything I wrote but then each company is its own ecosystem and is limited by the history and personalities therein. I learnt a lot from his counter-arguments  but maintain that if they fail to grow and find new ways to be productive then bad things lie ahead for them.

Is this my new path, is this even the path I want? I have the time now to see if this sort of consultant work is for me or can I apply this to my new job just waiting around the corner.